DS INVESTIGATES: Decker’s Dick – Myth or Factual Hog?

Last night Jessie James Decker referred to her husband as ‘Big dick Decker’. Which prompts the question, “Is Eric Decker hauling a python around in his jeans, or is it just your middle of the road garden snake?” After much research, and some questionable google image searches that might get me fired from my job/put on the FBI’s watch list, I believe we have a serious “hog or nah?” case on our hands.

Exhibit A) All signs here point to hog.

Exhibit A) All signs here point to hog.

Exhibit B) At first you're probably saying "looks average"

Exhibit B) At first you’re probably saying “looks average”

HOWEVER, let it be known after enhancing the photo a bulge is quite noticeable unless Nike has made some pro combat pants with a built in shaft guard.

HOWEVER, let it be known after enhancing the photo a bulge is quite noticeable unless Nike has made some pro combat pants with a built in shaft guard.

August 4, 2012; Englewood, CO, USA; Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker (87) following training camp drills at Sports Authority Field. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-US PRESSWIRE

August 4, 2012; Englewood, CO, USA; Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker (87) following training camp drills at Sports Authority Field. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-US PRESSWIRE

Moose knuckle for days. Case closed.

Moose knuckle for days. Case closed.

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